Can I Introduce You to my Friend Ranch Dressing?

Almost 2 weeks ago now, we went to Monday Night Dinner at Chuy's .  It was clear that Logan wanted to dip his chips into something like the adults were doing, but unfortunately for him we were dipping into their famous jalapeno ranch.  I don't think Logan would like it too much.  At some point, Anita had ordered plain ranch for Matilda and the staff brought several bowls.  So, we did what any right-minded parent would do...we gave one of the bowls to Logan.

Here's what followed: